Vegas Baby! Vegas!

Woohoo! Just got back from my 1st Vegas trip. Didn’t know what to expect, but this place is my new 2nd home. Started off napping all the way, but we stopped at the Primm Outlets. I walked around, but there wasn’t too much for me. I’m for the new trends, not the clothes that are older than me. Got tired from walkin and grubbed at the Mad Greek outside. So glad I passed up the food court to eat this, the Tzaziki sauce drooled down my chin. Got to Vegas and pulled up VIP style at Hard Rock Tower. Room was cool, 2 beds, one of which I completely took over, as I toss and turn a lot and kick my dad off the bed. Well, sun was still out when we checked in, so I decided to hit up the pool. Pool was hot! I splashed around and started flirting with the drunk girls tanning. I got lots of smiles and high fives as I swam around. I wore so much sun block, but cool thing was I got tan, even thru the SPF 50. I got darker and my dad got jealous. I got momma’s skin, whew! I get brown, not red 
Swimming took all my energy, so dinner had to be big. Got my Prime Rib on at Redwood in downtown. That prime rib is so tender then can put it in a Gerber jar for the babies with no teeth to enjoy. Since we were in downtown for dinner, we hit up Fremont street to party. Saw a very cool light show about The Doors, and got my beads from some chicks. Parentals went to gamble and I watched street shows. Lots of cool sights to see and people watching is something I enjoy, but it was a long day and time to hit the hay.
Woke up early as always and dragged my parents and grandparents to grub on breakfast. Was very hungry from all the partying yesterday, so had to do it buffet style. Found a cool deal for 24 hours of buffet at 7 different hotels for 35 bucks, had to jump on that. Breakfast was at Planet Hollywood. Ate my pancakes and banana, with a couple bits of bacon, my weakness. Afterwards, time to shoot machine guns at The Gun Store. I guess you have to be 18, so I couldn’t regulate, but the parents both did. Maybe in 17 more years.
Today was just more gambling, swimming, shopping, and eating at more buffets. This time lunch was at Paris and dinner was at Rio. Rio was so huge. Although there was about an hour line by the time we got there, it was worth it. This buffet was huge, I walked until I dropped and there was still more. There was an Asian section, Mexican, BBQ, Italian, Mediterrianian, fruit, pastry, soup, etc etc. I ate bits of BBQ, noodles, yams, and pita bread, then washed it down with Gelato. The perfect end to another fun day. Now let me sleep across the whole bed so the parents can’t get comfortable. If they dare move me, I’ll stay up crying for half an hour. I know how to get my way.
Sadly my final day of Vegas came. Packed up early while watching the 1st half of the US World Cup game, then off to Caesars for breakfast buffet. Was able to get that 4th buffet within 30 minutes of the 24 hour deadline, sweet! Chomped away on French toast, bacon , and banana with my 8 teeth. Yup, that even surprise myself. I just remember only having 3, now I got 8! My bites hurt now!
After breakfast we went to Circus Circus. Yes, it’s a bit ghetto, but it’s the spot for kids like me, much more entertaining that watching fish swim around at Mandalay Bay. At Circus Circus I watched clowns perform, Russian girls doing acrobatics in nets in the air, went on a carousel, saw Spongebob, and played different amusement games like throwin balls in fish bowls and hammering chickens on catapults into buckets. My skills won me some fuzzy dice for the windshield, sweet! But, time was up and had to get back to LA. On the way, stopped for pie at Peggy Sue’s Diner in Yermo, very good, and saw some film crew for Holly’s World shooting in there. They didn’t pay me enough, so I didn’t let them film me, so I just chilled and ate some pie, I had bits of apple, banana crème, and blueberry. Very tasty, but the food coma knocked me out the rest of the way home. Can’t wait to come back!

I don't give a hoot, cuz it's my birthday!

So, had my big b-day bash at the park yesterday, but today was my actual birthday. I called up my homies to come join me at a happy hour, but a lot of them are pretty busy on a Monday. My homie Aiden said he’d roll by for a while. We decided to have a couple drinks at Hooter’s. We both love milk, so why not. I heard guys go there to check out girls in tacky clothes, but I felt like I was the piece of meat there. Girls all just kept coming up to me and wanting to hold me. One girl even gave me a balloon and wrote a little message on it. I can’t read so that didn’t do much for me. Girls all wanted a pic with us, so I had to oblige. I wonder how many kids they feed as they seem to have a lot of milk ready on hand. I let them take their pics and give me kisses, then it was back to grubbing. At some wings and rings and had good times with my buddy. Thanks for coming out A! See ya next year!

I'm no longer zero!

Woohoo! I’m one now! I celebrated with a big bash at the park. Dunno if I will do the park again, as I had to fight this dude for tables at the crack of dawn. Park opens at dawn, which is just after 5 am, but this guy was here at 3:30 settin up. Not cool man. There were 12 tables and they told me you gotta have 1 body per table to reserve it. He had 2 people and tryin to hold all 12 tables, for a party of about 50 people. Come on man. Got mad and momma called the Po-Po. Po-Po came down and hooked us up and we were able to divide all the tables up, so we got 6 each. Now that works right? Sweet. My party was at 11 and his not till 2. Downright greedy. How you gonna try to rain on my parade?! Anyway. Party started jumpin around 11, had me a taco chick cooking up lots of grub. Had about 20-30 friends swing by, but they all brought their parents, so like 70 people showed up. I brought all my toys from home so we could all play and it was fun. I sported my new cape which gave me super powers. I pushed my buddy who carjacked me all around the park in the car. He didn’t know how to use the brakes, actually there were no brakes. Maybe it’s a Toyota. After playin we ate cake. I had 3 cakes. My dad made one and 2 from Vons. I ate the one my dad made. I might as well since he neglected me for 6 hours trying to make it. I dug my hands in and chomped it down. Then I opened up my presents. Filled up the Sequoia with all these gifts. So many new toys and cool gear to sport for school next year. Pretty fly for a 1/4 white guy. After the gifts, played around some more in the Wonder Pets play area. Momma made these huge Wonder Pets characters all around the grass, was pretty cool. I’ll see what I want next year, gonna make it much more involved. Only 3 Wonder Pets, but if I do Yo Gabba Gabba, she gotta make double that ;). Party died down as we all wanted to watch the Lakers, but was a fun time. So much fun I knocked out right after. Thanks for coming to all my friends and we’ll get down again next year!