Thursday, November 26, 2009

Disneyland


Yay!! My parents took me to Disneyland for the first time! I been to Downtown Disney before, but parents were to cheap to shell out some cash to get me inside the gates. Luckily, my auntie Winnie works for Disney and got us in fo' free. We all went as well as my homie Brandon ('B') and his parents. So, me and B were all excited coming here, so many rides and things to see. Later did I find out that the parents had more plans of their own than for us. We got there at 5 pm, and first thing they did is go to the Corn Dog stand to stuff their faces. Eventually they finished and we were off to a ride, Space Mountain. Sounds cool, right? Nope. I didn't get to ride, just them parentals. B's parents rode, then mine rode with a special pass. They used me and B to work the system so they didn't have to wait in line. So many rides we pulled up to just to wait outside in the cold while they had fun. Star Tours, Indiana Jones, even the Buzz Lightyear ride. They rode, I sat. It's cool though, they all came around later. My first ride was Pirates of the Caribbean. Pretty fun, especially that first drop. I haven't dropped like that since the last time my mom went to the hospital 1/2 a year ago. The next ride was the absolute best thing I have even seen. I didn't get on it until 11:15 p.m. I was dead asleep in the line. Yea, we actually had to wait in that one. Got on the Small World ride boat, still dozing off when parents tried to wake me up, but wasn't able to keep my eyes open for more than 4 seconds. Then it hit. We went in the tunnel and it was on. My eyes popped out of my head! There were hundreds of little kids that looked just like me singing songs for 13 minutes! They didn't look like real babies, but were my height. They were cool, because they can stand already without anyone holding them up, and they can sing! I couldn't keep my eyes off of them, they were everywhere! They turned side to side and all looked at me as they sung. I must have been dreaming, but it was the most surreal thing I every experienced outside of getting yanked out of my mom's tummy. Eventually and unfortunately it ended, but not in my head, I still have that song going on and on. I can't wait to go back and see my peoples again. They had rooms of asians, latinos, and whities. Like each part of my DNA, so cool. Gotta go back. Anyway, we left there and it was almost midnight. We tried for one last ride, the Haunted Mansion with Jack Snellington. It was broken earlier, but just open when we strolled by. We went in and it was ok. I don't know what scared is yet, so I wasn't scared, but the whole ride was a little dark for my style and cognitive age. Kinda funny in the end there were ghostly gingerbread men dancing on my head. Weird. I musta drunk some expired formula or something to have these hallucinations. Finally, 12:30 p.m. Park is supposed to be closed, and now we start our shopping. Lots of kids clothes, but they are kinda lacking on the baby gear. The mouse ears are a little tacky, but cool. I found a cool beanie version of it that is pretty pimp. Take a look on my facebook album of it. I'm gonna be getting all the girls at daycare now.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Trick or Treat, smell my stink.



My First Halloween! Whoop-dee-doo. I'm sick. I been sick since Thursday night. Think I gave it to my dad as well, but he's better now. So I'm sick, and parents still wanna dress me up like a Monkey and parade me around the block. Whatever, I'm a laid back dude, I go with it. We got to about 10 houses and everyone says how cute I am and puts a bunch of candy in my basket, which I can't even hold yet. I get big handfuls from each house because they recognize how dang good I look, even if I just sneezed out a booger bigger than my parents can make. Booger was so big, it looked like me at 2 months in the womb. Again, on to the next house. I get some Skittles, Snickers, Twix, and a ruler. Because I'm gonna need it to find the x,y coordinates of the jumper at my day care on Monday, right? And candy? I don't even have teeth yet, and just barely getting this solid stuff going down the right way. Came back home after I pooped for a minute straight. Mom was getting tired of carrying me and Dad has been keeping his distance since we got sick as well. I'm sure that poop added an extra pound of weight. It reached my armpits. Yea, impressive, right?
So now we are home passing out candy, keeping the good stuff in the bottom of the basket and giving out the unwanted ones first by the handful. Gave that ruler away to the first door knocker. I know they make single use Enfamil's why don't these peeps stock up on those as well. At least some Pedialyte, which is my new drink since this tummy bug of mine started up. We babies gotta march for this, at least crawl and drool a bit for it. We do the work, and the parents get the rewards. Weak! Bring on Christmas already!