So, my social life used to suck. I never have done anything wrong, but I am always grounded, never get to go out unless the parentals want to. Kinda weak, right? But lately I've become a social butterfly. Yeah, I know I hang around with a lot of my family and family friends, but it's all on their terms. Now it's on mine. I have just discovered that some kids measure their life in years instead of months like I do. Yea, I'm 8 months, but I know kids that are 1, 2, or ever 3 years old! Everytime they get to a new year, their parents throw them a birthday party! I've been missing out, but not no more. I went to 2 of them last weekend. One was at a rat hole. Seriously, a big rat came out looking for cheese, and let me tell you, cheese was everywhere. He calls himself Chuck, and loves cheese so much that he uses it as his last name. So we partied at his place, Chuck E. Cheese. I hate when people use middle initials, why, really? Ok, that's a whole different train of thought. Chuck's place was loud and full of kids. Kids playing games, opening gifts, and eating pizza. Pizza looks good, sucks that I am lactose intolerant. Really sucks. Dad made pizza look good as he ate 7 slices. I sucked down a Soy Formula bottle. I wish I could eat cheese, or even drink milk. But no, lactose intolerance kills me. I even puked after eating an Organic Baby Yougart. Sigh. So back to the party, this kid turns 3 and gets present upon present, clothes, toys, gift cards, the works. Then gets all these gold coins to play video games. I want a party! But I gotta wait 4 more months! That is like 1/2 my current life!
Anyway, I got myself a golf token coin thing and rode a train with this purple dinosaur. It was cool, the train rocked back in forth while I touched all the lighted buttons and tried to eat the steering wheel. Didn't know trains had steering wheels, but whatever. I only rode it once, since I didn't like sharing the seat with the dinosaur, and he wouldn't get off, he seemed to be frozed there. So I went back, ate some cotton candy (shh! our secret), then bounced to go home since my poo face was showing.
That was Saturday, got my party on, and now Sunday, lets keep it rollin! Cruised down to Travel Town to hang with Aiden who turned 2. Travel town has lots of trains, but we mostly sat on blankets and sucked on toy trains, while parents ate pizza again, b@$t@rds! I met a kid my same age, was pretty cool. He's the one in the pic up there. We chilled, ate some teething biscuits, sucked on trains, jacked eack others toys, then checked out the girl babes around.
Parties are my new thing. Seems like a lot more coming up and these are going to be every year. Send me an invite if you are having one. And don't worry, I know the rule, BYOB, I always bring my own bottles.
